the only reason so many people were glued to the inauguration was in case he suddenly tear off his suit to reveal a zoot suit and cornrows, then as the sounds of 'Niggaz 4 Life' (aka Why do I call myself a Nigger) by NWA start up he is joined on stage by Snoop Doggy Dogg, Flava Flav and Andre 3000.
Hundreds of near-naked women of all races dressed in skimpy Ku Klux Klan and LAPD uniforms dance across the stage. Two of them kneel in front of Barack and begin to simulate fellatio. As Snoop Dogg and Flava throw out handfuls of the all new 1 dollar bill, imprinted with the smiling features of James Brown, into the crowd, Obama announces his new cabinet:

Minister for Defence: Ghostface Killah
Minister for Reparations to African Americans: Ice Cube
President of the Federal Reserve: 50 Cent
Attorney General: OJ Simpson
Secretary of State: Louis Farrakhan
Minister for Whiteness Affairs: Chris Rock