| tears came to my eyes twice last thursday |
[Jun. 23rd, 2008|03:41 pm] |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|07:29 pm] |
19:01 -!- Irssi: Starting query in freenode with chanserv 19:01 <base3> help 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- ***** ChanServ Help ***** 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- ChanServ gives normal users the ability to maintain control 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- of a channel, without the need of a bot. Channel takeovers are 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- virtually impossible when a channel is registered with ChanServ. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Registration is a quick and painless process. Once registered, 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- the founder can maintain complete and total control over the channel. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Please note that channels will expire if there are no eligible channel successors. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Successors are primarily those who have the +R flag 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- set on their account in the channel, although other 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- people may be chosen depending on their access 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- level and activity. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- For more information on a command, type: 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- /msg ChanServ help 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- For a verbose listing of all commands, type: 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- /msg ChanServ help commands 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- The following commands are available: 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- UNBAN Unbans you on a channel. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- FLAGS Manipulates specific permissions on a channel. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- INVITE Invites you to a channel. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- OP Gives channel ops to a user. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- RECOVER Regain control of your channel. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- REGISTER Registers a channel. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- SET Sets various control flags. 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Other commands: AKICK, CLEAR, COUNT, DROP, GETKEY, HELP, 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- INFO, DEOP, STATUS, TAXONOMY, TEMPLATE, 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- TOPIC, TOPICAPPEND, TOPICPREPEND, VOICE, 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- DEVOICE, WHY, ACCESS 19:01 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- ***** End of Help ***** 19:02 <base3> help register 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- ***** ChanServ Help ***** 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Help for REGISTER: 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- REGISTER allows you to register a channel 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- so that you have better control. Registration 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- allows you to maintain a channel access list 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- and other functions that are normally 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- provided by IRC bots. 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Syntax: REGISTER <#channel> 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Examples: 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- /msg ChanServ REGISTER #atheme 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- ***** End of Help ***** 19:02 <base3> register #bantown 19:02 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- #bantown is already registered to weev.
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| /msg neo wake up neo |
[Jun. 1st, 2008|08:32 pm] |
20:28 -!- Irssi: Starting query in freenode with neo
20:28 <neo> oui?
20:28 <neo> yes ?
20:30 <base3> just a little joke
20:30 <base3> 'wake up neo' get it?
20:30 <neo> yes :)
20:30 <base3> i bet you get that joke all the time
20:31 <base3> :)
20:31 <neo> you got it right |
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| back button |
[Jun. 1st, 2008|12:00 pm] |
alias cd='OLDPWD=`pwd`; cd' alias back='"cd" $OLDPWD' somehow typing 'back' twice shouldn't work, but it does. also i found out afterwards that cd has an option to do this anyway |
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| soft reboot |
[Jun. 1st, 2008|11:57 am] |
my debian server drops ping packets for 178 seconds while soft rebooting. my freebsd server only for 82 seconds. |
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| http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2008/May/0535.html |
[May. 22nd, 2008|07:38 pm] |
I'd like to see more ads for the US Army's Internet Joint Strike Hacker Force, maybe wearing army boots and installing ubuntu linux, drinking surge and eating pizza pops. |
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| the good thing about mini sd cards |
[May. 20th, 2008|05:15 pm] |
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there is now a form of commodity data storage that can easily be swallowed |
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| wtf |
[Apr. 22nd, 2008|04:01 am] |
Searching for "linux warez" in channels with 5 to 9999 users using alphabetical sort.
Channel list last updated: Apr 19 10:15 AM EDT
8180 channels searched, 0 matches returned.
Sorry, Could not find any channels matching your criteria. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|09:31 pm] |
Your account has been (temporarily) disabled!
Reason:
Your have violated some of Blinkenshell's rules:
http://blinkenshell.org/wiki/Info/Rules
Contact independence to resolve this issue and get your account
back (if possible):
* Email: independence@blinkenlights.se
* IRC: independence @ irc.allshells.net
Press enter to exit...
Connection to blinkenshell.org closed.
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| pussy |
[Apr. 20th, 2008|01:08 am] |
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my girlfriend told me we cant have a 'safe word' because i would "overuse it". |
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| whitehat analytical skillz |
[Mar. 23rd, 2008|10:07 pm] |
From "Know Your Enemy - Revealing the security tools, tactics, and motives of the blackhat community" by The Honeyney Project"
Black hats have their own underground language with unique slang words and spelling, making it difficult at times to follow their conversations. Even more challenging is that some parts are spoken in Urdu, the native language of Pakistan. Most of this is translated into English. This lingo is all part of the blackhat culture.
[these are all irclogs]
Blackhat1: yaar that ifup wasn't connecting
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Blackhat1: zabardasth :p<
Blackhat2: =P
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Blackhat2: doc never gives :(
Blackhat2: or does he
Blackhat1: he offered me, but maiany khud hee manga nahi kabi
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Blackhat2: Signon by Blackhat2
Blackhat2: OCENTER.SKYINET.NET at 10:08pm
Blackhat1: ye INFOCENTER haath nahi aaya abee thak?
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Blackhat2: hehe
Blackhat2: nope yaar
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Blackhat1: kon kon sa baijon ? all ?
Blackhat2: tar -zcvf 0-day.tar.gz 0-day
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Blackhat1: i mean to say u also download it, shayed kaam kee cheez nilay
Blackhat2: oh accha
Blackhat2: give me the url
Blackhat2: yaar most exploits are dummy's or trojans remember
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Blackhat2: be EASY ON ENGALISH WITH ME This is our first clue that this blackhat is not American or at least English speaking.
The Honeynet Project apparently believe that American hackers learn Urdu to speak it on IRC because it's leet. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2008|12:45 pm] |
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***WARNING*** ***WARNING*** ***WARNING*** ***WARNING***
This printer is connected to the Internet and is insecure:
***WARNING*** ***WARNING*** ***WARNING*** ***WARNING***
*************************************************************
***PLEASE CHANGE THE SETTINGS ON THIS PRINTER OR SHOW THIS***
***PRINTOUT TO A NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR SO THEY CAN SECURE ***
***THIS PRINTER. ***
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- No password is set on the administration console.
- There are no restrictions preventing someone from changing
settings on this printer
- Anyone can connect to this printer via telnet or http
- This printer is set up to print anything sent on port 9100.
This includes anyone connecting from outside the university.
It was very easy to find this insecure printer using a scanning
tool. Anyone could change settings on this printer from outside
the university, to make printing difficult or impossible for
its users, to print junk and waste paper, or to use this the
networking capabilities of this printer to attack other targets
on the university system.
To secure this printer, go to its network address
http://XX.XX.XX.XX
This menu can be accessed at the moment by anyone across the
world. I printed this document sitting at my computer in my
kitchen in a European country. Under the tab 'Networking' there
is a menu item 'Authorization' on the left. Here you can set an
administrator password for this printer. The tab 'Access Control'
will allow you to restrict access to this printer to those
internet addresses which need to access it, ie those local to
the university or the department. Another possibility is to
change your firewall settings to restrict access to the printer.
It is VERY IMPORTANT in either case to set an administrator
password.
If you don't understand this warning, please show this printout
to someone in your department who will be able to fix the
settings on this printer / the network firewall. This is not
a scam or a joke, just some advice from someone who noticed
this printer open to the whole internet.
This warning was brought to you by a HACKER. Hacking is NOT
terrorism, fraud or theft. Hacking is about EXPLORATION and
LEARNING. Please be respectful and fair-minded towards hackers
in YOUR community.
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| lol what |
[Mar. 11th, 2008|10:29 pm] |
Dear Lol What,
Several months ago you received notice to update the contact information for your domain name(s). According to our records, you have not completed that update. It’s important that you do so immediately.
Under ICANN (the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers) rules and the terms of your registration agreement, PROVIDING FALSE CONTACT INFORMATION CAN BE GROUNDS FOR DOMAIN NAME CANCELLATION (to review the ICANN policy, visit: http://www.icann.org/whois/wdrp-registrant-faq.htm).
ICANN annually requires that all accredited registrars (like Go Daddy) ask their domain administrators/registrants to review domain name contact data, and make any changes necessary to ensure accuracy. To review/update your contact data, simply: ... |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|02:42 am] |
[base3@anne ~/lol]$ sudo kldload ./lol.ko Character lol device loaded. [base3@anne ~/lol]$ ls -l /dev/lol crwxrwxrwx 1 root wheel 0, 91 Jan 21 01:23 /dev/lol [base3@anne ~/lol]$ cat /dev/lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:07 pm] |
#!/bin/bash
hist="$HOME/.bash_history"
if [ $1 == "-e" ]
then
command=`grep -a $2 $hist | grep -v lst | tail -n 1`;
echo $command;
eval $command;
else
if [ $1 == "-q" ]
then
command=`grep -a $2 $hist | grep -v lst | tail -n 1`;
echo $command;
read -s -n1 r;
if [[ $r == [yY] ]]
then eval $command;
fi
else
if [ $1 == "-d" ]
then
command=`grep -a $2 $hist | grep -v lst | tail -n 1`;
echo $command;
else
command=`grep -a $1 $hist | grep -v lst | tail -n 1`;
eval $command;
fi
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| blinky ping |
[Nov. 30th, 2007|03:51 pm] |
#!/bin/bash
while [ 1 ]
do
if ping -c 1 -w 5 -q 192.168.1.254 >/dev/null;
then
ledcontrol set c9 on
else
ledcontrol set c9 blink 200
fi
sleep 5
if ping -c 1 -w 5 -q 192.168.1.68 >/dev/null;
then
ledcontrol set s9 on
else
ledcontrol set s9 blink 200
fi
sleep 5
if ping -c 1 -w 5 -q 194.109.21.51 >/dev/null;
then
ledcontrol set n9 on
else
ledcontrol set n9 blink 200
fi
sleep 5
done
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